S Carver Orne
07-03-2009, 11:01 PM
You couldn't make up a funnier headline :lol:
MEXICO CITY — Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers.
Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."
Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room before the bodies were discovered.
Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said Wednesday that gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.
That may have been because of the wrestlers' small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.
Link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529935,00.html?test=latestnews)
Now take the first paragraph and change it a little. You laugh you lose.
Two midget wrestlers found dead in a cheap hotel room may have been drugged to death by bearded fat women.
MEXICO CITY — Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers.
Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."
Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room before the bodies were discovered.
Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said Wednesday that gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.
That may have been because of the wrestlers' small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.
Link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529935,00.html?test=latestnews)
Now take the first paragraph and change it a little. You laugh you lose.
Two midget wrestlers found dead in a cheap hotel room may have been drugged to death by bearded fat women.