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Ythogtha

06-25-2009, 03:02 AM

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

Dr. L

06-25-2009, 03:39 AM

FatHLHG2uGY

They thought they had it bad...

Ythogtha

06-25-2009, 05:06 AM

...And we use to walk four miles to school, up hill in 6ft of snow. And one time we had to defend ourselves from wild bears, killing them with out looseleaf notebooks.

Tonus

06-25-2009, 12:13 PM

...And we use to walk four miles to school, up hill in 6ft of snow. And one time we had to defend ourselves from wild bears, killing them with out looseleaf notebooks.

I guess you used spiral binders, instead.

Ythogtha

06-26-2009, 02:52 AM

I guess you used spiral binders, instead.

Old school name for basicly a sprial binder, since it holds loose leaf paper. I also like to refer to a flshlight as an "electric torch".

S Carver Orne

06-26-2009, 09:21 PM

*points*

What in the world can that be?

*switches glasses*

Edmaster

06-27-2009, 02:47 AM

I named my Chesapeake Bay Retriever "Chewbacca" because of his brown, furry coat and the fact that he's been known to occasionally tear off people's arms when they try to "win too much."

Grunthos

06-27-2009, 04:30 AM

I named my one cat "Tachyon," because she is small, hard to detect, never moves below a dead run, and her very existence was highly theoretical at one point in her life.

Ythogtha

06-29-2009, 07:17 AM

Boom goes the dynamite

:poof:

S Carver Orne

06-29-2009, 03:18 PM

Spectrophotometer microdensitometer galvanometer chronometer sphygmomanometer

Dr. L

06-29-2009, 07:54 PM

I had a dream I was in Hogwarts, but it was all modernized and looked like a college. Professor Snape was walking around.

Grunthos

06-30-2009, 12:14 AM

so... sleepy...

S Carver Orne

06-30-2009, 10:24 PM

I wonder if segadc is on

Agent Cay

07-01-2009, 03:48 AM

I had a dream I was in my school cafeteria, and all my classmates were zombies. I was stabbing them with forks and knives, and none of them were fighting back- they were just standing there and looking at the utensils sticking out of them.

Grunthos

07-01-2009, 03:55 AM

The is an anonyanimosity in the house...

S Carver Orne

07-05-2009, 04:34 PM

Sha bu'et kruto blya

Ythogtha

07-13-2009, 07:00 AM

Never describe a women as being pretty on the outside but tasting like feet on the inside...

S Carver Orne

07-13-2009, 08:44 PM

They're not for sale if you want them.

S Carver Orne

07-14-2009, 04:12 AM

"Dude, you had a woman chasing after you."
"Story of my life, brother."
"She was dead."

"...Story of my life, brother."

- Luger and me earlier tonight, playing Left 4 Dead

Ythogtha

07-14-2009, 07:47 AM

I've discovered that this whole time I wasn't working in an office.

It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Grunthos

07-15-2009, 12:54 AM

If it's tourist season, why can't I shoot them?

Luger

07-15-2009, 01:03 AM

Edmaster

07-15-2009, 01:18 AM

If it's tourist season, why can't I shoot them?

You need a license first. Some call it a "badge."

After that, you're good to go.

Grunthos

07-15-2009, 03:20 AM

Got several... they were tourists, too, ya see...

Carnage

07-15-2009, 03:29 AM

HI

Hello there, good sir.

Ythogtha

07-15-2009, 04:57 AM

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

S Carver Orne

07-17-2009, 04:38 AM

Tell us the story about the 2 inch pianist again...

Ythogtha

07-17-2009, 04:41 AM

A short song by my son:

Brush your teeth and make your bed,
Scrub your butt and comb your head.

I love him.

maggotface

07-17-2009, 04:44 AM

i cannot hope to come up with something funny...

S Carver Orne

07-17-2009, 05:03 AM

maggotface = one bad mutha

Ythogtha

07-17-2009, 05:04 AM

shut your mouth

maggotface

07-17-2009, 05:05 AM

so im going to be really serious in this thread.

chief, shave that mustache and stand up straight.

ythogtha, shut up.

carnage, stop being a cunt.

S Carver Orne

07-17-2009, 05:06 AM

Dude, this mustache is getting long enough to braid. Rock the viking look instead of the typical BCK biker look.

maggotface

07-17-2009, 05:07 AM

nevertheless, you can never succeed in the workplace looking like conan the barbarian on rogain.

S Carver Orne

07-17-2009, 05:07 AM

Factor work never hurt me.

maggotface

07-17-2009, 05:08 AM

don't talk down to me

Ythogtha

07-17-2009, 05:09 AM

Can I talk up to you?

maggotface

07-17-2009, 05:09 AM

i can't hear you

S Carver Orne

07-17-2009, 05:10 AM

I'm talking more to the side....

maggotface

07-17-2009, 05:11 AM

what?

S Carver Orne

07-17-2009, 05:11 AM

what?

Vernon Flyer

07-17-2009, 05:15 AM

what?

Ythogtha

07-17-2009, 05:17 AM

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin!

maggotface

07-17-2009, 05:17 AM

in the butt

maggotface

07-17-2009, 05:17 AM

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin!

YOU FUCKING RUINED IT YOU DICKHEAD

Ythogtha

07-17-2009, 05:17 AM

in the butt

I don't think he's into that...:huh:

maggotface

07-17-2009, 05:18 AM

it's a fucking song you assbutt. do i have to explain EVERYTHING to you?

Grunthos

07-17-2009, 05:21 AM

it's a fucking song you assbutt. do i have to explain EVERYTHING to you?

Is "assbutt" supposed to be an insult? Why? Don't most people wear their asses there? (except for asshats, of course)

Now "Shit for brains," there's a clear and unambiguous insult... wouldn't you agree, shit for brains?

maggotface

07-17-2009, 05:23 AM

Is "assbutt" supposed to be an insult? Why? Don't most people wear their asses there? (except for asshats, of course))

Now "Shit for brains," there's a clear and unambiguous insult... wouldn't you agree, shit for brains?

shit for brains is so old. im trying to come up with new insults.

though i applaud your hatred for creativity doucherocket.

Grunthos

07-17-2009, 05:23 AM

Your village called...

maggotface

07-17-2009, 05:24 AM

sextopia

Grunthos

07-17-2009, 05:25 AM

...and said you should never,ever come back.

Ythogtha

07-17-2009, 05:29 AM

...and said you should never,ever come back.

I once bought a ticket to debauchery lane, but the bus dropped me off at sodomy street.
:sad:

S Carver Orne

07-17-2009, 05:29 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/profmgmiller/002475740181.jpg

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

Ythogtha

07-17-2009, 05:39 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/profmgmiller/002475740181.jpg

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

Wait, what?

BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM!

*thud*

Luger

07-17-2009, 12:40 PM

PURPLE

maggotface

07-17-2009, 05:56 PM

i mixed chocolate liquer with coke. it's surprisingly good

Grunthos

07-18-2009, 01:01 AM

yeah...

S Carver Orne

07-18-2009, 01:50 AM

Gonna paint a wagon, gonna paint it good. We ain't braggin', we're gonna paint that wood...

Luger

07-18-2009, 02:17 AM

You can't fight in here, this is the war room!

Grunthos

07-18-2009, 02:27 AM

Yes, very well...

S Carver Orne

07-19-2009, 04:44 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/profmgmiller/1247977993175.jpg

Doc, you better back up. You don't have enough road to get up to 88.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/profmgmiller/1247978036169.jpg

Where we're going......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/profmgmiller/1247978068606.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/profmgmiller/1247978123474.jpg

....we don't need roads

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/profmgmiller/1247978161991.jpg

YYYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Dr. L

07-19-2009, 06:48 AM

Gyah hah hah hah hah!

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m128/Dr_Larkin/00James_Potter_fully_coloured.jpg

Grunthos

07-19-2009, 11:16 PM

Bwah?

Ythogtha

07-20-2009, 07:21 AM

Can't sleep, Big Chief Knockemboots will eat me...

Can't sleep, Big Chief Knockemboots will eat me...

Can't sleep, Big Chief Knockemboots will eat me...

Can't sleep, Big Chief Knockemboots will eat me...

Can't sleep, Big Chief Knockemboots will eat me...

Can't sleep, Big Chief Knockemboots will eat me...

Can't sleep, Big Chief Knockemboots will eat me...

Can't sleep, Big Chief Knockemboots will eat me...

S Carver Orne

07-20-2009, 04:19 PM

Better than Ythogtha molestering you.

Oh, wait.

Grunthos

07-21-2009, 12:43 AM

This is getting... nah, it's not.

S Carver Orne

07-21-2009, 03:50 AM

Squee.

Grunthos

07-21-2009, 05:06 AM

The female of the species is deadlier than the male.

Ythogtha

07-21-2009, 06:24 AM

Better than Ythogtha molestering you.

Oh, wait.

I like to think of it as a energetic pat down...

S Carver Orne

07-21-2009, 01:27 PM

I like to think of it as an exercise in rage-building.

Ythogtha

07-22-2009, 06:04 AM

I like to think of it as an exercise in rage-building.

Hey, whatever warms you up buddy.

S Carver Orne

07-22-2009, 04:19 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/profmgmiller/1248278394515.jpg

TURRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!!

S Carver Orne

07-22-2009, 04:19 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/profmgmiller/1248279064215.jpg

J. D.!!

Grunthos

07-22-2009, 10:35 PM

Fly, Gary Coleman, fly...

Ythogtha

07-23-2009, 02:57 AM

Fly, Gary Coleman, fly...

He's small, the wind might take him.

S Carver Orne

07-23-2009, 10:51 PM

Robble robble!

Grunthos

07-24-2009, 12:33 AM

Anything can fly, if you throw it hard enough.

Ythogtha

07-24-2009, 03:14 AM

SHAZAM!

S Carver Orne

07-24-2009, 03:46 AM

Rah

Ythogtha

07-24-2009, 03:58 AM

KHHHHAAANNNNN!

Grunthos

07-24-2009, 04:32 AM

revenge is a dish best served over egg noodles

S Carver Orne

07-24-2009, 04:51 AM

Mmmm, egg noodles, aghhhhh

Ythogtha

07-28-2009, 07:26 AM

There are busty women and then there are women who are not, well, all that busty. Not that this is anything of a marvelous observation, but it leads into where I’m going.

My wife is one of the busty women, okay; she’s got big boobs (34 FF). Her cousin does not have big boobs at all. Like many women I know, they fall into two categories: The women who have big boobs and wish they didn’t and the women who do not have big boobs and wish they did. My wife wishes she had smaller boobs (I do not share her wish), while her cousin wants bigger boobs. Many of their friends are the same way. Each one of their friends who has a lot in the breast department is always complaining how they want smaller boobs, how chicks with smaller boobs can buy prettier bras, and how their shirts fit better and their bras don’t cost so much. Now their friends without the boobs bitch they wish they had bigger boobs so they could flaunt them, or so they had more to fill out a shirt or bathing suit top. Now not all women are like this, but I hear the same complaints from many women.

THIS is the difference between a man and a woman. You would never her a guy complaining about how he hates his 12” dick, how it gets in the road and rubs when he walks, or how he has to buy extra large magnum condoms or get boxer shorts that are two sizes to big, or how he has an “unsightly bulge” and he hates it. This would never happen. A man would have those damn magnum condoms proudly displayed on his dresser. Hell, we’d buy pants just to show off the bulge. We may even carry pictures in our wallets just in case anyone doubts our claims (both profile and forward shots). You will never hear a guy with a big dick say “man, I wish I was smaller. This thing is just too damn big…”

Never going to happen.

Grunthos

07-29-2009, 01:46 AM

My wife is one of the busty women, okay; she’s got big boobs (34 FF). Her cousin does not have big boobs at all. Like many women I know, they fall into two categories: The women who have big boobs and wish they didn’t and the women who do not have big boobs and wish they did. My wife wishes she had smaller boobs (I do not share her wish), while her cousin wants bigger boobs. Many of their friends are the same way. Each one of their friends who has a lot in the breast department is always complaining how they want smaller boobs, how chicks with smaller boobs can buy prettier bras, and how their shirts fit better and their bras don’t cost so much. Now their friends without the boobs bitch they wish they had bigger boobs so they could flaunt them, or so they had more to fill out a shirt or bathing suit top.

Your wife has you. Her cousin doesn't.

What do you think they talk about when you're not around? :devil:

Ythogtha

07-29-2009, 02:58 AM

I know. I know :mellow:

S Carver Orne

07-29-2009, 03:09 AM

*snorkle*

Ythogtha

07-29-2009, 03:26 AM

*swat*

S Carver Orne

07-29-2009, 02:46 PM

Snarf snarf

Ythogtha

07-30-2009, 02:36 AM

Mumm-Ra!

S Carver Orne

08-04-2009, 05:38 PM

Smoo!

Ythogtha

08-05-2009, 07:40 AM

Eat Cheese!

That is all.

[end transmission]

Ythogtha

08-14-2009, 07:58 AM

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o292/Ythogtha/Funny_Pictures_26910_s.jpg

Agent Cay

08-20-2009, 02:58 AM

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00496.gif
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00497.gif

S Carver Orne

08-20-2009, 10:43 PM

if(false){[self giveUp:you]}if(false){[self letDown:you])if(false){[self runAroundAndDesert:you]}

Luger

08-20-2009, 11:16 PM

Dr. L

08-22-2009, 02:47 AM

I feel like running in slow-mo, dramatically to this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMGzxfumjzA

Agent Cay

08-23-2009, 02:50 PM

http://fixedframe.com/alex-trebek.gif

S Carver Orne

08-25-2009, 05:20 PM

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.

She accepted the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to threaten her with what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't always as dumb as most folks think.

S Carver Orne

08-26-2009, 01:56 PM

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.
Depression is when you lose yours.
Recovery is when Obama loses his.

Agent Cay

08-30-2009, 06:02 AM

Happy halloween, two months early!

ZALGOOOOO

http://www.gripitdoes.com/JUSTB/zalgo/garzalgo.jpg
http://www.gripitdoes.com/JUSTB/zalgo/shoggoth-2ae.jpg
http://www.gripitdoes.com/JUSTB/zalgo/zalgo-078.jpg
http://www.gripitdoes.com/JUSTB/zalgo/zalgo2-1d7.jpg
http://www.gripitdoes.com/JUSTB/zalgo/archie11.gif

Grunthos

08-30-2009, 04:02 PM

I don't get it.

S Carver Orne

10-27-2009, 11:55 PM

You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world

But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out?

Don't you know it's going to be alright?

You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We're doing what we can

But if you want money for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is brother, you have to wait

Don't you know it's going to be alright?

You say you'll change the constitution
Well, you know
We don't love to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well, you know
You better free your mind instead

But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow

Don't you know it's going to be alright?

S Carver Orne

11-10-2009, 06:23 AM

We should stop the Obama comparisons to Hitler. At least Hitler got the Olympics to come to Berlin.

NervousWreck

11-10-2009, 01:56 PM

:P:P:P

True, that.

Agent Cay

11-12-2009, 09:28 PM

Say, wasn't someone on here looking for baby names?

Guess what I found?

Slab bulkhead!
Bridge largemeats!
punch speedchunk!
Butch Deadlift!
Bld Bigflanks!
Splint Chesthair!
Flint IronStag!
Bolt Vanderhuge!
Blast Hardcheese!
Thick McRunFast!
Buff DrinkLots!
Drunk Slamchest!
Fist Rockbone!
Stump beefnod!
Smash slamjaw!
Punch Rockgroin!
Buck PlankChest!
Stump Junkman!
Dirk Hardpeck!
Rip Steakface!
Slate Slabrock!
Crud Bonemeal!
Brick Hardmeat!
Rip Slagcheek!
Punch SideIron!
Gristle McThornBody!
Slate Fistcrunch!
Buff Hardback!
Bob Johnson!
Blast Thickmick!
Crunch Buttsteak!
Slab Squatthrust!
Lump beefBroth!
Touch Rest-Broad!
Reef BlastBody!
Big McLargeHuge!
Smoke Manmuscle!
Eat punchbeef!
Hack Blowfist!
Roll FizzleBeef!

Dr. L

11-13-2009, 07:07 PM

I met a lady named Harrrrrrrry!

...

I know I've heard that somewhere before.

Edmaster

11-13-2009, 11:32 PM

Agent Cay

11-19-2009, 02:54 AM

What exactly does it mean to "be" someone, anyway? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gObpDYqBB34)

Dr. L

11-21-2009, 04:35 AM

The advertisements for Evony are getting more and more shameless.

Grunthos

11-21-2009, 04:57 PM

Obama

More than random and pointless enough for this thread.

Dr. L

11-21-2009, 05:30 PM

Maybe Obama should pose for Evony.

S Carver Orne

11-22-2009, 01:10 AM

I'd rather he pose for a firing squad.

NervousWreck

11-22-2009, 05:01 AM

I think we butted heads about this one on hte old forum about hippies. Idiocy should not be a capital crime.

Grunthos

11-22-2009, 04:02 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/GrunthosToo/punch-hippie-monkey-face.jpg

NervousWreck

11-23-2009, 04:20 PM

How do you submit an empty post? I get an error.

S Carver Orne

12-02-2009, 07:45 PM

Not many people interested in the new skins. :(

Aaron

12-05-2009, 01:54 AM

b_RMfYhYLlo

Gotta love Andy. :lol:

Agent Cay

12-13-2009, 03:24 AM

Why.

On earth.

Would anyone do something so ridiculously foolish as eat cigarettes? That's just in bad taste.

James Bond vs. Batman

Aaron

12-15-2009, 09:17 PM

Why.

On earth.

Would anyone do something so ridiculously foolish as eat cigarettes? That's just in bad taste.

James Bond vs. Batman
You have to understand Mr. Milonakis.

That's just his humor. I love it. xD

S Carver Orne

12-16-2009, 03:46 AM

Agent Cay

12-16-2009, 04:01 AM

Barack Obama was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay Leno was in Cars with Owen Wilson, Owen Wilson was in Armageddon with Bruce Willis, who was in 12 Monkeys with Brad Pitt, who was in Sleepers with Kevin Bacon.

Another thing I've been wondering- how the heck do you people find these connections? I've seen people pass this sort of trivia back and forth in a game like a tennis ball, and it amazes me that anyone would be able to keep that shit straight.

NervousWreck

12-16-2009, 12:28 PM

As a guy who watches maybe five new movies a year tops this never ceases to amaze me.

imothing91

12-17-2009, 03:07 PM

I'd rather he pose for a firing squad.

Oh my.
Can't we all just get along?

I'd rather him pose for a "last shot" and have him impeached -_-;

S Carver Orne

12-17-2009, 04:01 PM

Ballistically impeached? :devil:

imothing91

12-17-2009, 06:34 PM

Hey, why not? He can go out with a bang.

S Carver Orne

12-19-2009, 03:45 PM

One mippippippi. Two mippippippi...

Edmaster

12-19-2009, 05:16 PM

So my drive back home to Philly got cut short by about 6-12 inches of snow. Saw about a half dozen overturned cars and trucks along the way. Now holed up in a hotel for the night until this storm blows over. Good thing I brought my house's 360 with me.

S Carver Orne

12-20-2009, 12:20 AM

Another thing I've been wondering- how the heck do you people find these connections? I've seen people pass this sort of trivia back and forth in a game like a tennis ball, and it amazes me that anyone would be able to keep that shit straight.

whups, just noticed this. Sorry, didn't mean to make it seem like I was ignoring you. :D

I dunno, me and my friends have played Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon for a long time. Kind of comes natural after a while.

S Carver Orne

12-20-2009, 12:21 AM

Edmaster

12-22-2009, 03:15 PM

Appears I've been muted/deleted/whatever on UGOP (again?).

See this thread (http://www.ugoplayer.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1868130) for possible reasons.

Thank you, Dai, for further proving my point.

EDIT: Appears my IP has also been banned. Anyone want to read his reason/excuse?

The forum has been closed by the Big Bad Wolf. If EDMaster had any idea of what he was speaking of, he would render an apology and realize Dai is the only reason the forums are still active. Think about it.

Think I hit a nerve? :lol:

S Carver Orne

12-22-2009, 04:39 PM

Funny. In his liberal tolerance he doesn't seem to mind I said he sucks cocks like a queen, he's a fat bastard, a habitual fuckup, and asshole, etc. However, it's the end of the world when you said,

I care about as much as you do.

Guy's quickly crossing from meddling whackadoo to full out bat shit insane.

Tonus

12-22-2009, 05:05 PM

My guess is that you got the big squeeze for this passage:

You're the person who thinks that sort of shit is funny, and you won't stop until someone older and bigger than you kicks the shit out of your black ass for stepping on the wrong pair of toes. But you're not that stupid. You'll simply stick to bullying people who can't retaliate.

Let me adjust the zoom lens:

your black ass

your black ass

your black ass

your black ass

Race is his hot button.

S Carver Orne

12-22-2009, 05:09 PM

Sure, why not. He's a racist. I mean, you're still good if you're not black so long as you're any combination of homosexual, non-christian, non-republican, non-conservative, non-American, female, insane.

Agent Cay

12-22-2009, 05:24 PM

I find it curious how one time he said that he hated forums, and now he says he's the one who cares the most about them.

Liberal consistency prevails!

S Carver Orne

12-22-2009, 05:41 PM

Please spread the word amongst the FPers that all are welcome here, and will never have to deal with this sort of bullshit over here. Ever.

Edmaster

12-22-2009, 06:12 PM

Bluephantom wins with the following post of the day:

http://www.ugoplayer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1868237&postcount=79

:lol:

Tonus

12-22-2009, 08:38 PM

Please spread the word amongst the FPers that all are welcome here, and will never have to deal with this sort of bullshit over here. Ever.
I was kinda looking forward to BCK going all MPD on us and being replaced by "Ghetto Admin Miller" for a weekend.

Edmaster

12-22-2009, 11:44 PM

Maybe come April 1st?

imothing91

12-23-2009, 04:30 PM

That wouldn't be a good April Fool's joke if he got really pissed...

davidlolol

12-23-2009, 05:06 PM

Bluephantom wins with the following post of the day:

http://www.ugoplayer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1868237&postcount=79

:lol:

I made that! o: Was pretty funny as I remember.

Skath

12-23-2009, 05:58 PM

I have really no idea about any other swing bands, but I wanna talk about Big Bad Voodoo Daddy so I'll put it here.

Ye9YWE5LCXw

Awesome.

S Carver Orne

12-23-2009, 06:09 PM

Hmm... *ponders*

GuitarFreak

12-23-2009, 06:18 PM

Oh hello there.

Skath

12-23-2009, 11:28 PM

I play way to much Pokémon.

CyberKing

12-24-2009, 12:13 AM

Skath

12-24-2009, 01:02 AM

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I love Clone High. <3

CyberKing

12-24-2009, 03:05 AM

Skath

12-24-2009, 03:58 AM

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p272/InvaderQ/tf2-2.jpg

Good family friendly fun on my favorite TF2 server.

Agent Cay

12-24-2009, 04:50 AM

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 DhChiMuPmhwQ%26feature%3Drelated&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FYpPxbffB alQ%26feature%3Drelated&start2=0

.....

I don't get it either.
You might have better luck with stuff like this. (http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FG4cVkY4 gHFc%26feature%3Dchannel&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FPxHdtOQL YqA&start2=0)

Skath

12-24-2009, 02:14 PM

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Heavy-Weapons Guy > Lady Gaga

Agent Cay

12-24-2009, 06:06 PM

I like watching Youtube poops waaaaaaaaaaay too much.
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Dr. L

02-18-2010, 06:50 AM

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Awesome video, courtesy of Speckta

Agent Cay

02-27-2010, 09:00 AM

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm141/Streamfish/redherdung13.gif

The forums of [link not added] never stop giving me awesome random shit.

Or at least, content-deprived shit.

S Carver Orne

03-15-2010, 11:19 PM

Smoo!

imothing91

03-20-2010, 05:56 PM

Ooms?

Little Bug

04-12-2010, 12:08 AM

I see your ooms and raise you a bump

Dr. L

04-13-2010, 08:08 PM

Was Lovecraft racist, or was Cthulhu culturally diverse?

Little Bug

04-14-2010, 03:53 AM

I'd say he was culturally diverse.

S Carver Orne

04-14-2010, 09:31 PM

Cthulhu is an equal opportunity herald of the apocalypse.

Agent Cay

04-16-2010, 06:05 PM

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Thank goodness for swift justice. Not as satisfying as seeing Epic Beard Man, but it's still a good example.

S Carver Orne

05-05-2010, 07:18 PM

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned then urinated right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned, urinated and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

Dr. L

05-13-2010, 07:03 AM

I want to start a damned militia. But I have no money and no military experience. I just have the trench coat and slightly Jaded charisma. Perhaps a "Red Guard" standing for the constitution would do. I'd be like a Libertarian Lenin! The poor fighting for their chance to succeed, defending capitalism by challenging the monopolist elite!

Though the reversal of the Red Guard system may just be because I also want to alter the lyrics of Communist Marching themes and use them. What can I say? I love their music.

Grunthos

05-13-2010, 11:56 PM

Sadly, the poor in America will clearly only fight for cheeseburgers.

The cure for "Cheeseburger Josh:"

Hadaka Jime: Rear strangle takedown, aka locked-arm takedown or "Cincinnati Jackup."

6 seconds to unconsciousness... or you can kick your own feet out behind you, and snap their neck like a twig on the way down.

Grunthos

05-15-2010, 01:09 AM

In 1860, 60 kruzer = 1 florin in the Oesterreichische

Dr. L

05-25-2010, 10:36 PM

I've taken a recent interest in Egyptian mythology. Anubis seemed to be the most sane and reasonable out of all of them, and he gets most of the bad guy roles =/

S Carver Orne

05-26-2010, 12:21 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/profmgmiller/anubis9zt-1.gif

Dr. L

05-26-2010, 12:33 AM

Only in Ancient Egypt can friendly advice sound like the ten plagues.

Edmaster

05-26-2010, 12:40 AM

KB.

05-26-2010, 01:18 AM

S Carver Orne

05-26-2010, 05:35 AM

So I just found out I was adblocking Miller's photobucket account for some reason (explains why I haven't been able to see any of his pictures for like... months). What on earth did you post to make me want to adblock it? Did you have any obnoxiously large sigs on UGOP at one point, maybe?

Nope. I've had the same sig for like, two years. Except a PSN card widget, but that has nothing to do with photobucket. You probably did it by accident.

Dr. L

05-30-2010, 06:25 AM

"Viridian City Homicide Division

DATE: May 8, 2113
TIME: 1:37 A.M.
REPORTING OFFICER: Detective Eric Powell
CLASSIFICATION: Homicide, Pokemon related

Captain, I know you've told me a thousand times not to sermonize in these things, but I can't help it. I can't help but muse on the nature of humanity when I'm confronted with shit like what we found in Mt. Moon tonight. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

At 11:40 this evening, I was just getting ready to punch out and leave the office when the report came in over the radio. Seems a young boy hiking in the caverns of Mount Moon noticed a strange, foul smell and a large swarm of Zubats picking at a pile of stones he hadn't noticed on his way in. The officer he reported it to took a look, and she reported that the pile of stones was deliberately piled up, and whatever was hidden was far too large to be an indigenous pokemon. The smell was definitely decay.

I hopped onto my bike, revved the engine, and tore off without even bothing to grab my helmet. I don't know why I was in such a hurry; getting there faster wasn't going to help anyone. I guess I was still hoping it was just a dead zubat or meowth in there. I forgot my damn pokemon repellant, so I had to drive off those damn zubats the old fashioned way, with old Vileplume. Not the most popular Service Pokemon, but I've grown fond of the old gal. She drove them off without much trouble, and helped move away the crudely piled stones.

Fucking Team Rocket punks. I know I don't have any evidence, it could have been the Celadon Mafia settling a score or a revenge killing, but it's all Team Rocket style. The pros tend to use Pokemon that don't leave any of their own DNA behind; electric types, ghost types, that kind of shit. Team Rocket, they just maul the hell out of the poor bastard with whatever Pokemon they have on hand and leave 'em in Mount Moon to let the Zubats take care of 'em. The smell would have been too much for most men and Pokemon, but I've been on the squad a good 10 years and Vileplume's seen her share of grisly scenes.

The carcass was still pretty fresh, no more than a month, but unrecognizable, as the Pokemon had got to it first and eaten most of his face and abdomen. The rest of the body was a little smashed, but claw marks (probobly a Sandshrew) and bloated bite marks (likely from an Ekans or other poison type) definitely point the finger at Team Rocket. I'm going to have to get his dental records analyzed to determine the body's identity, but the cadaver was wearing the shredded remains of a lab coat, and a pair of glasses was found nearby. Probably one of those science wiz kids who come in here to look for Moonstones. Did the Rockets murder some poor kid just for a few glowing rocks? Fucking Hell.

Just a month earlier, I bought my daughter her first Pokemon. It was hard as hell for me, since over the years I've come to see them as weapons more than pets, but the wife insisted; she is 14, and most of her friends are training Pokemon. It all seems so wrong to me, letting children play with these... these living weapons. You know, at the dawn of time, we humans relied on weapons of our own? Clubs, spears, whatever we could use to protect ourselves from these monsters we share the world with. But ever since man first learned to domesticate the monsters we now affectionately call "Pokemon" in the past hundred years, he has never needed to make weapons of his own. And now, I'm smacked in the face again by what her cute little Mareep can do.

Who needs a long stick with a stone tip when the Lord has given you an abundance of beasts smart enough to understand your commands, but weak-willed enough to serve, and lethal enough to overcome any man? Sure, sure, the little cute Pikachus and Weedles and Rattattas that kids keep as pets and goad into cute little nonlethal 'fights' aren't gonna kill anybody, but, well, a Raichu can cook a man alive, a Beedril's poison can kill in a matter of hours if untreated, and a Raticate will tear a man's face off in one vicious bite. Even when humans couldn't press a button on a little electronic ball and keep them in stasis in a pocket dimension (or however the hell those things work), it was very rare for a Pokemon not to obey it's "master". If the master said fight, it fought. If the master said kill... My father fought in the last great war, you know. He told me what things were like; a solid wall of every kind of those poor, stupid beasts, marching, crawling and scuttling forward, not understanding what was happening, at least not at first. Then, when they made contact, when they smelled the gore and saw the blood-slick earth, they understood in an instant; pops said there's nothing like looking into a Pokemon's eyes when, after a lifetime of pampering and seperation from the brutal struggle for survival that is nature, it realizes that its beloved master is telling it to strike to kill. The creature's eyes are so sad in that moment, it rips your heart in half, and then it lets loose a bloodthirsty call like you've never heard before, and charges into the fray.

Captain, I think I need to take a vacation." - RedChocobo Firered RP

Grunthos

05-30-2010, 11:26 PM

His wife is 14? Is this detective Mohammed, or something?

Dr. L

05-31-2010, 11:56 PM

I had an Electrode named "Osama".

Grunthos

06-01-2010, 01:46 AM

I saw a Black Lectroid named "John Parker" in a movie once.

Dr. L

06-02-2010, 07:17 PM

In Soviet Russia, a Black Lectroid named "John Parker" sees you.

KB.

06-05-2010, 04:52 AM

His wife is 14? Is this detective Mohammed, or something?

Legal age for marriage in New York is 14.

Grunthos

06-11-2010, 11:49 PM

The resolution of the human eye is 0.6 arc-minutes per pixel.

Agent Cay

06-11-2010, 11:51 PM

In other news, this (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936951) is the worst thing I've ever experienced.

Despite how incredibly awful I know the reality is... I want to dance now.

Grunthos

06-11-2010, 11:55 PM

Kim Jong Il walks like an aged poofter with a thoroughly raging set of 'rhoids, doesn't he?

Agent Cay

06-12-2010, 09:24 PM

But that's clearly impossible, since the divine and immortal leader of the greatest nation in existence Kim Jong Il does not have any bunghole from which 'roids could rage.

Ugh, even just typing that left a bad taste in my mouth.

Dr. L

06-12-2010, 10:23 PM

Ain't as bad as the Hitler "Born to be Alive" video

Agent Cay

06-15-2010, 01:00 PM

See, I wonder about that.

Hitler, being dead for over half a century now, is no longer nearly as topical as Kim Jong Il. IMO, it makes a video featuring a still-living dictator much more audacious than a long-dead one.

Dr. L

06-15-2010, 01:58 PM

No, the Kim Jong Il video only showed military footage and some dancers, whilst the extended Hitler "Born to be Alive" video featured a Jewish prisoner being flung into the air and another set of Jewish prisoners doing forced exercises <<. The Hitler video would not be as bad if they had not included... those scenes. The scenes were quick, almost unnoticeable, but they were there. I wouldn't downplay what North Korea is guilty of, but the person who made that little bit of comedy did manage to keep it as 'tasteful' as he/she could manage.

S Carver Orne

07-19-2010, 11:21 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v368/profmgmiller/1279576583681.png Hi, everybody!

S Carver Orne

08-01-2010, 05:33 AM

I was talking to a friend's little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people. 'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party".

Edmaster

08-01-2010, 04:56 PM

"Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party".

:lol:

That is classic.

Grunthos

08-01-2010, 09:24 PM

Yep, it's like that.

Dr. L

08-02-2010, 07:24 AM

It shocks my how many people will put their hands into a fire ant hill for five dollars.

Also:

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When its head sways like that, it's not trying to be cute. Though I've heard they make surprisingly good pets.

KB.

08-02-2010, 07:56 AM

I've been to the fire ant festival in Marshal, TX 5 times and there is a mantis roaming around here some where.

Dr. L

08-03-2010, 05:59 AM

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Edmaster

08-06-2010, 05:39 AM

Do a lot of people lack the ability to taste their food? Or am I just missing something in this thread (http://www.ugoplayer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=74029)?

I've seen old people whose tastes buds have sort of "died off," and as a result they'll dump half a shaker of salt&pepper on their food... but I genuinely don't understand why someone would ruin a good steak with stuff like this:

http://www.momsbudget.com/coupons/images/a1.jpg

Maybe some of the older member here can help explain this?

Dr. L

08-06-2010, 06:40 PM

I like the steak both ways, but I'm a whippersnapper still.

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I wish these guys had a show on Adult Swim.

S Carver Orne

08-07-2010, 03:14 AM

The Obamas: Professional Campaigners and Vacationers.

:rolleyes:

Grunthos

08-08-2010, 04:32 PM

Maybe some of the older member here can help explain this?

I'm not all THAT old yet, but it's clear that the sense of taste does become less sensitive as you age. It appears to me that people who smoke (which I never have) go through this eariler in life and to much greater degree.

Being a Midwestern boy, I both know and love a good steak; a mediocre steak is a lot tastier with a good steak sauce on it, though.

There's areverse effects with the younger crowd, too; I'm convinced that the reason most kids won't willingly eat the stronger-flavored veggies (broccoli, brussels sprouts, some of the bitter leaf veggies) is that with their hypersensitive taste buds, it's like gettting a laser in the eye.

Agent Cay

08-10-2010, 11:30 PM

http://alessonislearned.com/cmx/lesson017.gif

Grunthos

08-11-2010, 12:15 AM

Senseless.

S Carver Orne

08-21-2010, 04:55 AM

:cookieomnomnom:

Dr. L

08-23-2010, 01:06 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100820/od_nm/us_france_funeral_mother_odd

Talk about a bad day <<

S Carver Orne

08-27-2010, 12:10 AM

http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/video/?pid=r7s6RcZQjgz4RCXW5wu4Y_iUiADg0fP5

2:56 I LOL'd. Despite the nervous guilty laughter.

Grunthos

08-31-2010, 02:59 AM

If you cross the Godfather with an economist, you end up with an offer you can't understand.

My birthday was Friday. Yay me.

S Carver Orne

08-31-2010, 04:39 AM

My birthday was Friday. Yay me.

Happy belated!

Edmaster

08-31-2010, 04:55 AM

HBBD.

Dr. L

08-31-2010, 06:20 AM

If you cross the Godfather with an economist, you end up with an offer you can't understand.

My birthday was Friday. Yay me.

I congratulate you on another successful year!

S Carver Orne

10-02-2010, 07:48 PM

Stupid Windows won't transfer my stuff from my old computer to my new one. So I'm using a 1Gb flash drive to transfer about 80Gb of files. :(

S Carver Orne

10-12-2010, 07:37 PM

Netflix has a long wait for Pootie Tang.

/mind blown

Agent Cay

10-13-2010, 03:48 AM

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D7VjbAxCHgmU&start1=&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DrRtpArDU0Xo&start2=&authorName=ez+p

Ah, sweet nostalgia.

Speckta

10-15-2010, 06:32 PM

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Grunthos

10-15-2010, 10:52 PM

You know what "Spam" is called in China, Speckta?

Speckta

10-15-2010, 11:31 PM

Breakfast?

S Carver Orne

10-15-2010, 11:33 PM

Zing!

Grunthos

10-16-2010, 01:29 AM

Breakfast?
No...

Zing!
No...

It's called "Spam."

Hormel sells products under the Spam and Hormel brands in China. Its meat packaging there features a green background, which signifies freshness to Chinese consumers, according to Robert C. Wahlert, a Hormel business-development manager.

Same color outside and inside, then.

Edmaster

10-16-2010, 03:53 PM

Just hit level 20 on Fallout 3... for the third time. Being a Saint is too easy. You can steal EVERYTHING and still have good karma as long as you pick good outcomes in your storyline.

Grunthos

10-16-2010, 04:01 PM

Saint Larcenius?

Tonus

10-17-2010, 01:27 PM

Just hit level 20 on Fallout 3... for the third time. Being a Saint is too easy. You can steal EVERYTHING and still have good karma as long as you pick good outcomes in your storyline.
A lot of games have this odd way of allowing your character(s) to add to their wealth and/or resources. I'm playing Mass Effect 2 now, and just like ME1 (and Dragon Age:Origins) many of the resources you need must be stolen, sometimes from the very people you are supposed to be helping. It's just weird when you are going into the home of some people you want to save, and before you talk to them you make sure to empty out their personal safe and ransack the place. Not only does this not bother them, they will usually reward you for your help by giving you money and explaining that it's not much because they're so poor!

It's weird, it kills the feeling of immersing yourself in the game, and it's utterly unnecessary. I simply do not get it.

Dr. L

10-18-2010, 02:58 AM

Zelda was like that, but in some recent games, if you walk into houses and knock stuff around they'll say "I'll take 80 rupees in payment, thank you very much =/ " or "Get out of my house >:/"

Agent Cay

10-18-2010, 11:43 PM

Zelda was like that, but in some recent games, if you walk into houses and knock stuff around they'll say "I'll take 80 rupees in payment, thank you very much =/ " or "Get out of my house >:/"

Hee hee hee, stealing stuff from the shop in Link's Awakening... priceless.

Dr. L

10-19-2010, 09:18 AM

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At the time, I wondered why he didn't use that power to help Link out. When I beat the game, I saw why :smith:

Edmaster

10-21-2010, 10:07 PM

I started naming my character Thief every game after Link's Awakening.

S Carver Orne

10-22-2010, 12:02 AM

I usually name RPG characters "Mike". I'm so unoriginal.

Edit: Except Oblivion. My character's name was "Varg Odeskog". I think it umlauts or something, but I forget now.

Agent Cay

10-22-2010, 07:53 AM

I started naming my character Thief every game after Link's Awakening.
I named him Smelly in Oracle of Seasons, just to hear what happens to the context when people talk.

"So, at last you have reached me... SMELLY."

There was also an intro sequence when Din is captured by this tornado thing, and it's fun to watch her scream out "AHHHHHH! SMELLY!"

Dr. L

12-11-2010, 08:19 AM

I wonder, are the Xenomorph aliens really that bad? I mean, they were just trying to get rid of Sigourney Weaver.

"Get away from her, you bitch!"
"...You just burned a lot of my children alive =/ . I'm taking this one to child services, like I tried to do earlier. I called the constable, he's on his way. You're going to jail, bitch."
"RARARARARARAR *Throws the queen out of the airlock*"
"....=/.... .-. ...... ;-; "

http://zandercage.net/avp/graphics/queen.jpg

Look at that, they're cuddling. Mother of the year, I say.

Grunthos

12-12-2010, 05:28 PM

Tactical Bacon is commerically available. Ready to eat, 10-year shelf life.

I almost bought some for a christmas party gift exchange, but realised it would be a pretty unfair advantage.

SubtleHurricane

12-12-2010, 07:11 PM

An old man almost died in the bathroom at my work today.

That is all.

ABC

12-12-2010, 11:07 PM

Tactical Bacon is commerically available. Ready to eat, 10-year shelf life.

I almost bought some for a christmas party gift exchange, but realised it would be a pretty unfair advantage.

I really want some of that now. Or just bacon in general.

Grunthos

12-13-2010, 01:41 AM

I really want some of that now.

Order now, have in time for Xmas.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/c399/

SubtleHurricane

12-13-2010, 02:02 AM

Order now, have in time for Xmas.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/c399/

And thus, man was prepared for any kind of end of world scenario.

I mean, think about it, what's the main reason we don't just fire nukes at each other? We don't want to lose our way of life. Problem solved. If we can have bacon during a nuclear holocaust, who cares? Fire away!

Oh, and internet too. We need bacon and internet.

Dragonwarrior

12-13-2010, 09:29 AM

Holy crap! Oven baked tarantula...

That bacon is awesome, has anyone tried baconnaise?

Grunthos

12-14-2010, 02:55 AM

Baconnaise is the ultimate completion of an otherwise noteworthy but incomplete French culinary staple.

Dr. L

03-28-2011, 06:22 AM

http://www.thecomicbooknerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/AG_zelda25.jpg

Most epic Zelda image ever.

Stuffsonic

03-28-2011, 10:28 PM

That picture is way cooler than any Zelda game I've played, It if you didn't know what it was you would think it was from a movie or something.

Dr. L

03-29-2011, 03:09 AM

That certainly is one of the best bits of art I've seen for the series. Put 'em all together and it's pretty sweet.

CyberKing

03-31-2011, 07:48 PM

http://i52.tinypic.com/103ehsk.jpg

A spring tradition in Michigan, aptly titled "My fucking mailbox is falling over.".

Agent Cay

04-01-2011, 03:25 AM

Ah, yes, the plight of all LEGO builders...
http://files.sharenator.com/lego_demotivational_poster_D_D_D_Demotivationals-s750x600-139380.jpg

Dr. L

04-05-2011, 02:38 AM

Indeed.

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I don't know what led to this confrontation. My question is... how does Gary Busey keep his lips covering his teeth?

S Carver Orne

04-05-2011, 03:04 AM

However he does it, he does it better than Jake Busey.

Grunthos

04-07-2011, 01:32 AM

That's right... keep trying to talk to the man that's ready to rip your head off and shit down your neck, & who's telling you to get out of his face.

& Try to stare him down in the process, see what happens...

Shady

04-09-2011, 05:34 AM

My question is... how does Gary Busey keep his lips covering his teeth?

I don't think he has lips. His facial skin just covers his mandible.

Creepy looking people the Buseys are.

Grunthos

04-10-2011, 12:30 AM

Like Tom Petty interbred with zombies or something.

Dr. L

04-12-2011, 12:14 AM

Also, these:

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Were made after the same guy did this:

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What's wrong with this picture?

Edmaster

04-18-2011, 08:27 PM

Two days ago, my car started making noise under the hood that sounded like the fan belt was wearing out or something. Just got an estimate from Pep Boys after I took the car in to get checked-up.

On top of the belt being worn out, the dude came back with about a dozen other things "wrong" with the car- brakes, shocks, suspension, AC, you name it. Grand total for the estimate was on the ballpark of $1800+. This isn't the first time they've pulled this sort of thing where a lot more work needs to be done than originally thought, so I paid the man his $22 for the "inspection," and then promptly took the car to my local dealership to get a second opinion.

Car was just inspected a few months ago and came back with a perfect bill of health, so I'm hoping this guy was just being a dick to get his sales up or something. If it needs the repairs then it needs the repairs, but I'm tired of these guys trying to one-up consumers who aren't car experts and are too lazy to get a second estimate.

Grunthos

04-20-2011, 12:16 AM

They call that the "mechanically disinclined tax."

Changing a fanbelt takes one to two tools and 15 minutes tops; 30 for a FWD car.

Agent Cay

04-20-2011, 03:52 AM

They call that the "mechanically disinclined tax."

Changing a fanbelt takes one to two tools and 15 minutes tops; 30 for a FWD car.
Indeed. My dad learned how to change his fan-belt simply by researching how-to videos on Youtube, I kid you not.