If you watch it backwards...

[S Carver Orne]

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

If you watch Back to the Future backwards, it's about a boy who travels in time from year 1985 to 1955 and back by driving a DeLorean in reverse at 88 mph.

If you watch Raiders of the Lost Ark backwards, Nazis trap supernatural powers in a box, which Indiana Jones buries.

If you watch Cloverfield backwards, it's about a giant monster that kindly rebuilds Manhattan.

If you watch The Shining backwards, it's about an angry man who learns to control his temper by repairing a hotel and erasing a book on a typewriter.

[Luger]

If you watch Rambo backwards. It's about a man with a magical healing gun that takes bullets out of people and brings them back to life.

[Dr. L]

Watch Romeo and Juliet backwards, and its about a zombie couple that has shitty families and they eventually break up, with Romeo not taking it lightly.

Watch Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone backwards, and it's about a kid who defeats an evil sorcerer, goes to school to learn about magic, then gets kidnapped by a big hairy man who drops him off in the middle of a shack on an island belonging to an obese middle class family.

Watch Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back backward, and Darth Vader redeems himself by rescuing Luke from a giant pit, unfreezing Han Solo, saving officers from choking to death, and calls off an invasion on Hoth that would have endangered the habitat of the Wampas.

Watch Final Fantasy: Advent children backwards, then watch Sephiroth turn into a bunch of emo kids, shrink Bahamut, spread a virus, and Rufus Shinra leaves Cloud's house after having some tea.

[Agent Cay]

If you watch Lord of the Rings backwards, it's about a creature named Golem who one day jumps out of a lava pit, then pays off a couple of hobbits with a ring to take him into the mountains. Eventually, they do so, then the movie follows the hobbits which join up with some guys were on their way back from several wild parties which were just broken up 'cuz people got tired. They eventually all split up until the last hobbit, Frodo, is left to talk about his 'adventures' with the only traveling companion he has left, a senile old wizard who's forgotten where his house is and thus stays with Frodo at his. His uncle, in the dead of night, appears, and Frodo never realizes that he's taken the ring for himself. They throw a party 'cuz they assumed he was dead or something, and the movie ends with some after-party smoking and the wizard finally leaving on a horse-drawn cart he found.

[Hakoon1]

If you watch every Die Hard backwards in a row, lots of people catch bullets with their guns, helicopters form from fire and Bruce Willis' hair grows a lot. He also says "Rekcufrehtom Yay-Ik-Eeppiy" a lot.

[S Carver Orne]

If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.

[maggotface]

If you watch The Shining backwards, it's about an angry man who learns to control his temper by repairing a hotel and erasing a book on a typewriter.

who mysteriously unthaws himself

[Dr. L]

One Hour Photo


A man named Seymour telling the police a story of being abused by his father gets released from police custody and threatens an adulterous man with a knife to and takes picture of the man with his mistress and shows it to the wife, and the wife and husband make up and Seymour gets hired as a One Hour photo guy by an absolute dick, is on good terms with the family mentioned earlier, and lives a very lonely and sad life, coveting the family bonds that were torn from him by his pedodad.

That story is almost as depressing backwards as it is forwards D: