The Demented one has returned

[Demented]

I know you all missed my twisted ass. May you all now have an orgasmic jubilation because of my return and if you do not may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch.

[Grunthos]

...my twisted ass...

So, at least we finally know who was leaving those spiral turds on the lawn.

[Demented]

Well I try to be creative in all aspects of life including my fecal remnants.

[Grunthos]

And left-hand threaded, to boot.

[Little Bug]

This thread went to hell in a hand basket with the first post....Hey D! Welcome back!

[Demented]

Thank you young lady for the greeting and where shall I put the website warming gift I got

[Ythogtha]

I'm going to avoid any obvious comments about your twisted ass.

Though, I will add this:

“Roxanne!”

[Dr. L]

I'm going to avoid any obvious comments about your twisted ass.

Though, I will add this:

“Roxanne!”

You don't have to put on that dress tonight.

[Ythogtha]

Roxanne!

[Dr. L]

Roxanne!

You don't have to put on the red light!

[Ythogtha]

ROXANNE!

Please, someone kill this monster now!

[Demented]

Maybe I can sing it at the next Wilmarth get together

[Little Bug]

“Roxanne!”

If only you had been there that night...

Maybe I can sing it at the next Wilmarth get together

That would be funny/awesome

[Ythogtha]

Hey, if I manage to be there is can be a duet. :biggrin:

[Demented]

Lucky for me that the video of that was never EVER able to posted on the forum

[Ythogtha]

Yes, but it still lives on in my memory :thumbsup:

[Little Bug]

actually it still lives on one of our computers...don't remember which one. Might have to pull that fresh to Chiefs mind and have him do his magic tricks to make it work here.

[Demented]

I can always restart the "Member Mix-up" thread, plus I think I can get a hold of some good pictures somewhere of a little bug.

[Little Bug]

Yes because anyone else was taking pictures besides me that night. Goober. :p








Thog...shut up.

[Demented]

I know I didn't take any but I know other places I can get some pics to have fun with

[Ythogtha]

Oh my god this is to much! *head explodes*

[Grunthos]

"Anybody hear a kind of a 'pop' noise? Like a hamster in a microwave?"

[Ythogtha]

*twitches*

[Grunthos]

No?

[S Carver Orne]

Lucky for me that the video of that was never EVER able to posted on the forum

*coughs*

-VViA0J3p_c

[Demented]

I sound like I'm gargling

[Little Bug]

YAY!!! The hubby took the que!

[Grunthos]

Odd... I don't SEE any pliers near his crotch...

[Little Bug]

lmao!

[Demented]

I accidentally grabbed one of Big Chiefs "special" underwear when I jumped out of the shower

[Ythogtha]

The edible ones? WTF?

[Little Bug]

What are you talkin' about? You must have put on some of your lady's...but something tells me it wasn't by accident...;)

[Demented]

If I did that wouldn't be a problem since she's normaly wearing a pair of my boxers anyhow

[Ythogtha]

What are you talkin' about? You must have put on some of your lady's...but something tells me it wasn't by accident...;)

Fuck no, I take them in my packed lunch to work.:shifty:

[Little Bug]

Thog...It wouldn't surprise me if you wore them on your head into work AND asked everybody you saw how they liked your hat.

[Demented]

what would be wrong with that. I think they are quite fetching on my head when I wear them. There was one time tho when I had this string hanging between my eyes.......