Notes to self.

[Dr. L]

Make notes to yourself here.




"I must never eat an onion clove whole again."

[Demented]

even though it seems awesome to watch keep back when women are fighting

[Straw]

Don't drink the bong water. ;)

[Grunthos]

Note to self: Onions don't have cloves. Garlic has cloves; onions have bulbs.

Research assignment: Do cloves have cloves?

[S Carver Orne]

Note to self: Cannibal Corpse on maximum volume - not as good an idea as first thought.

[Grunthos]

Note to self: when moldmaking compound says "set-up time 3-4minutes," that INCLUDES mixing time!

Note to self 2: Buy new mixing bowl on the way home tomorrow night.

[Edmaster]

Putting work on hold when you're sick might seem like a good idea at the time...

But it's not so great when you get back.

[Grunthos]

Note to self; running over a skateboard is noiser than you'd think.

[Tonus]

Note to self; running over a skateboard is noiser than you'd think.
Skateboards don't scream... poor 12-year-old kid.

[Ythogtha]

Not to self: When asked by a woman if her dress makes her look fat, do not tell her that its her fat that makes her look fat.

[Ythogtha]

Not to Self: When eating a hoagie, make sure the topping is not in plastic wrap first.

[Grunthos]

Note to self: Patent self-flossing sandwich first thing monday morning.

[S Carver Orne]

Note to self: Walk away from a project when getting frustrated. Srsly.

[Grunthos]

Note to self: it's better to play "rock paper shotgun."

[Ythogtha]

Note to Self: Never ride a roller coaster with the nickname "nut crusher".

[Grunthos]

Note to self: "Drifting" is just another term for "lousy fucking tires"

[Ythogtha]

Note to Self: A lobster with a .38 revolver, no matter how funny, will fuck your shit up.

[Agent Cay]

Note to self: Find and destroy sombrero.

[Little Bug]

Note to Self: Stop trying to sleep past 10 am you will undoubtedly be woken up for something.

[Ythogtha]

Note to Self: Sleep past 10am.

[Agent Cay]

Note to self: Never dive in pond water that has leeches. Even if they don't get you, you're still not coming out unscathed.

[S Carver Orne]

Note to self: Thinking that one won't get a splinter when checking the mail barefoot on an unfinished plywood porch is just naive or stupid.

[Grunthos]

Note to self; it's hot outside.

[Ythogtha]

Not to Self: Hairbrush works better when used bristles down.

[MafiaGuy7]

Note to self: Try using hairbrush with bristles down tomorrow morning.

[JägerMeister]

Note to self: Find John Conner.

[S Carver Orne]

Note to self: Chex Mix is apparently the Devil.

[Grunthos]

Note to self: inanity is catching

[Ythogtha]

Note to Self: Having a bed with wheels not the best idea.

[DDjerk]

Note to self: Don't watch an entire movie for one funny part when you can just youtube it.

[Hakoon1]

Note to self: I won't ever come back to check this note.

[Grunthos]

Note to self: "Bonds to skin instantly" includes mucus membranes.

[Ythogtha]

Note to Self: Never tell a child you will do something until the exact time you plan on doing it or the constant questioning of when you will do said thing will never stop. Ever.

[Ythogtha]

Note to Self: Canine jet pack not as cool as originally conceived. Or as safe.

[S Carver Orne]

Note to self: When staring at a computer monitor for hours, try a new innovative comfort technique. Blink.

[Ythogtha]

Note to Self: Buy and mail Big Chief a can of Raid.

[S Carver Orne]

Note to self: Finish updating the Lovecraft section another time.

[DDjerk]

Note to self: Don't get caught on the internet at work when a machine is down.

[Demented]

Note to self: Don't mention you were just laying in bed

[Ythogtha]

Not to Self: Freedom of expression does not defend public acts of nudity.

[S Carver Orne]

Not to Self: Freedom of expression does not defend public acts of nudity.

Freud called, he said your slip is showing. :D

Note to self: Keeping the windows open in the closed room all the time is a great idea, until it starts pouring sideways and one forgets about them.

[Demented]

note to self: stay away from Ythogtha when he's doing freedom of expression

[Agent Cay]

Note to self: When doing cat-with-buttered-toast-on-back test, try to find a bridge that doesn't go over a highway or train tracks.

[Grunthos]

Note to self: salespeople are generally idiots.

[Dr. L]

Note to self: Never ask a transvestite "What's hangin'"?

[Diniden]

Note to self: Next time, don't.

Side note: Just don't.

[Ythogtha]

Note to self: Never ask a transvestite "What's hangin'"?

:lol:

Note to Self: Self aware vacuum... Not. Good. Idea.

[S Carver Orne]

Note to self: One sandwich the wife makes is equal to the size of two sandwiches I'd make.

[Agent Cay]

Note to self: Just... shut up.

[Ythogtha]

Not to Self: BCK's wife makes man sandwiches. BCK makes girly sandwiches. Have his wife make sandwiches for lunch, not BCK.

[Ythogtha]

Not to Self: When you kill a Deep One you cannot flush it down the toilet to dispose of the body.

[Grunthos]

Note to Self: a feeding vulture is a near-endlessly useful metaphor for politics.

[Ythogtha]

Not to Self: Xerox is a printing machine company. Zerrox is an alien. Vary important to remember the difference between the two when calling to have one "fixed".

[Ythogtha]

Note to Self: Never turn your back on a cat armed with a wiffle ball bat.

[Little Bug]

Note to self: salespeople are generally idiots.

I'm glad you said generally or I would be sad!!!

Note to Self: When I work...remember to laugh at the idiots instead of getting mad at them. Your next customer probably wont take kindly your ranting about the idiot, especially when it's their sibling.

Learned from seeing happen, not experience

[S Carver Orne]

Note to self: find the pc microphone and hook it up.

[imothing91]

Note to self: laugh more often.

[Aaron]

Note to self: Never tell your girlfriend about your online/UGOP/forum life. EVER.

[imothing91]

Note to self: Keep Aaron from doing stupid shit.

[Aaron]

Note to self: Keep Aaron from doing stupid shit.
It lead to this huge argument. She came to the conclusion that I ignore her for other things like forums. Then I said something the wrong way. Then she got really pissed. I then pulled out of it with my mad communicating skillage. Dodged a major bullet there. She's now interested in UGOP. Hopefully I can convince her to join here instead of there.

Note to self: Buy a new computer.

[davidlolol]

Note to self: Get more drunk more often

ftw

[Edmaster]

Note to self: come up with a good note to self.

[Aaron]

Note to self: when angry at your girlfriend, do NOT throw the phone down in anger. God may have a sense of humor and make the keys press "911" thus bringing the cops over for the second time in a month. So they don't come in and search your apartment, suspicious because you talk like your hiding something due to nerves.

[imothing91]

Note to self: Take notes from Aaron.

[Grunthos]

Note to self: Harry Reid is a racist.

[Edmaster]

Note to self: just say "no" to any warrantless searches. If the police have a legitimate reason to search you, they won't bother asking first.

[Agent Cay]

Note to self: Take the plastic off of food before heating it.

[davidlolol]

Note to self: Daybreakers sucks ASS

[Aaron]

Note to self: Do not drop frozen turkey burger on foot.

[imothing91]

Note to self: Don't try and cook a frozen patty in a pan on high heat. (Anthony would know what I'm talking about)

[Dr. L]

Note to self: Kidnap the Sandy Claws

[imothing91]

Note to self: Maybe stop getting on Dai's nerves so I don't get muted. Maybe.

[Grunthos]

Note to Leah: won't help. You're expecting rational behavior? Heh.

Note to self: leave the traction control turned on when it rains.

[Diniden]

Note to self: If the beginning of this semester is as bad as the ending of last semester then I may want to consider other educational options regardless of how close I am to a degree...

[imothing91]

Note to Uncle Grunny: Silly, I was being sarcas-a-tam-ic =D

[Aaron]

Note to self: Do not call girlfriend a bitch when she is PMSing. She may over react and use the dreaded two words: "We're done."

Note to self: Wait until the smoke clears when you're girlfriend is pissed. Do not go in to salvage until the smoke has cleared.

[davidlolol]

Note to self: Do not call any woman a bitch when she is PMSing. She may over react and kill you.

Note to self: Wait until the smoke clears when said woman is pissed. Do not go in to salvage until the smoke has cleared.

Note to Aaron: fixed <3

[Aaron]

Note to Aaron: fixed <3
Note to David: Fuck you

[Grunthos]

Note to David; tuck your kilt under!

Note to Aaron; It's best not to call any woman bitch, especially at times when it is true. They never forget, they just store it away like a Pokemon for use when you least want it to be played.

[davidlolol]

Note to self: save more money >.<

[Aaron]

Note to David; tuck your kilt under!

Note to Aaron; It's best not to call any woman bitch, especially at times when it is true. They never forget, they just store it away like a Pokemon for use when you least want it to be played.
Note to Grunthos: Apparently describing a females behavior as "bitchy" is the same as actually calling one.

[Grunthos]

Yep.

[sdhonda]

Note to self: check here more in a while...

[imothing91]

Note to self: I'm on a boat.

[Grunthos]

Note to self: Try to never be so pathetically insecure that you need a teleprompter in order to talk to a bunch of sixth-graders.


http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2010/01/pitiful-obama-needs-teleprompter-to.html

Seriously, that's just sad.

[Dr. L]

Note to self: Always email college staff at least four weeks prior to having a problem in psychic anticipation of it.

[Diniden]

Note to Dr. L: If you attempt communication with your administration without your advisors you can eliminate 50% of your problems.

[Grunthos]

Note to self: Obama is still an idiot. I checked just to make sure.

[Agent Cay]

Note to self: If impersonating Macguyver, do not rely on divine inspiration.

[Grunthos]

Note to self:

[imothing91]

Note to self: Watch out for Squidward.

[Agent Cay]

Note to self: Watch out for Squidward.
DOES THIS LOOK UNSURE TO YOU?

[Aaron]

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[Phaze]

Note to self: Ask rail if that was necessary

[Dr. L]

Note to self: No Mountain Dew after the sun goes down

[imothing91]

Note to self: no more caffeine. EVAR.

[Agent Cay]

Note to self: Calling Alucard "sparkly" is an excellent way to piss off the Hellsing fanbase.

[davidlolol]

Note to self: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

[Diniden]

Note to self: Don't get into debates you're burned out on fighting. Take a breather first.

[imothing91]

Note to self: plot to kill MFD one day.

jk

But seriously
Note to self: get gloves.

[Diniden]

Note to previous self years ago: You should ask her out.

[davidlolol]

Note to self: IT'S GODDAMN FREEZING OUTSIDE

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[Aaron]

NTS: Drug testing next week. After getting caught with about 2-3 shots of vodka in a water bottle. Fuck.

[imothing91]

Note to self: Don't be an idiot like Aaron.

[Aaron]

Note to self: do not encourage spam attacks, especially on UGOP, even if they deserve to be attacked.

[Little Bug]

Note to Males: Never try to take Oreo's from a female when she finally gets to dunk them in milk. She might rip your hand off.

[Grunthos]

Note to Females: There's a reason that males are larger and stronger. The Milky Oreo Tax is a large part of it.

[Little Bug]

Note to Self: Don't get mad yet. Wait until there is something to get mad about.

[Little Bug]

Note to self: people in airports eat TONS of junk food, espically if there is a McDonald's in the terminal. Avoid these at all cost, the people are stinky.

[imothing91]

Note to self: learn to say no.

...no seriously, I'm swamped.

[Dr. L]

Note to self: Don't forget the gat-damned Blackboard quizzes.

[Dragonwarrior]

Note to self: Book appointment with chiropractor

[dutchie]

Note to self: plow girlfriend after school tomorrow

[Luger]

note to self: plow dutchies girlfriend before school tomorrow

[Dragonwarrior]

note to self: plow dutchies girlfriend during school tomorrow

[dutchie]

Note to self: get checked for hiv aids

[MFD]

Note to self: infect dutchie with hiv

[dutchie]

Everyone knows the cure for hiv is money, s'all good

[MFD]

That implies you have any money at all.

[dutchie]

That implies you have any money at all.

I'll start a paypal and bring in loads of donations :happy:

[MFD]

Dutchie AIDSfest 2010

[dutchie]

Dutchie AIDSfest 2010

Hosted in africa

[MFD]

NFHOzarT78Q

[dutchie]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200707/r163084_600500.jpg

[Stuffsonic]

Note to self: gummy bears taste better when they are cold.

[Dragonwarrior]

Note to self: try cold gummy bears

[Stuffsonic]

Note to self: try cold gummy bears

note to you, try cold fruit rollups too, even better.

[Phaze]

note to you all: partially freeze a gogurt, than eat

[Aaron]

Note to self: Back up HD and install Windows 7 Pro. freeee

Thank you, MSDNAA

[MFD]

Note to self: freeze more poptarts

[Tonus]

Note to self: Back up HD and install Windows 7 Pro. freeee

Thank you, MSDNAA
What do the "AA" stands for? :mellow:

[davidlolol]

What do the "AA" stands for? :mellow:

Alcoholics Anonymous

[Tonus]

Being a Microsoft developer can certainly drive one to drink.

[Agent Cay]

Note to self: Lace sombrero with cinnabar.

[Aaron]

What do the "AA" stands for? :mellow:
Microsoft Developer Network Academic Alliance